"THE PROMISE OF THE RAINBOW" by Max Burbank

[mburbank]

I love kids and I love working with them. I've never actually wanted to say anything awful (well, the kind of awful you see in those pieces) but I've always loved to imagine it. There's something inherently funny about subjecting children to the sort of casual cruelty and lunacy that adults subj3ect each other to all the time.

Think of the worst boss you ever had, and the worst tirade he ever went on. Now think of him doing it to a five year old instead of you. Instant comedy.

And I reall did see two lesbian drawrfs arm wrestle under a pool table in a Florida Lesbian bar. I shit you not.