Fuck Starbucks

[McClain]

I used to hate Starbucks, too. Matter of fact, I wrote a huge rant about it when I first got to the boards.
But then my wife got a job there. She still has the job. Being faced with a situation of abhorring the corporation which employed my wife, I began to contemplate my ideals of this coffee co. Then, one day when I was getting coffee at Ocean Beach (a real hippie spot) there were protesters outside of the Starbucks handing out pamphlets with maps to local-run coffee shops.
That pissed me off. The local coffee shops didn't have what I wanted. And their shit isn't as good. And the customer service sucks because they all think that they're doing the customer a service. Fuck that shit.
I'll drink what I goddamn want to. I don't care if they're making a billion dollars off me. And I don't care if your neighbor, the one who owns "Kaffeen's Beans", is starving because no one is supporting local business. PISS ON YOU!

And for the record, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about Systemz.