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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 08:31 PM        Need Guy Logic To Figure This Out
I really like this guy, Daniel, and I'm pretty sure he likes me back because we've both sent our little signs back and forth (plus his sister is one of my good friends and talks to him a lot...). Anyway, I've given him my # twice, and both times his stupid little friend Jeremy has found a way to destroy it. The first time I wrote it on his arm, and Jeremy attacked him and rubbed it off. The second time I put it on paper, and Jeremy grabbed it from him and ripped it to shreds right after he read it. My question to people who may understand this kid- what the hell is Jeremy's problem?! :/
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
ANALYSIS: UR STUPID

Also Jeremy is jealous because he either has had a crush on you since like 2nd grade , or word is around the town that you're a dirty whore with like 16 STDs.

Pick one.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
C) Jeremy is protective over Daniel. You should know what that means. Why else does the 'friendship' involves rubbing.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 09:52 PM       
Jeremy's not just protective. He watches Daniel's ass. Probably washes it, too.

Just tell Jeremy to back the fuck off.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 10:02 PM       
...before he kicks you in the baby.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
he wants a 3-some
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 12:08 AM       
Have sex with jeremy.
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 03:59 AM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 05:04 AM       
Confront Jeremy and demand to know what the fuck he thinks he's doing.
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 07:09 AM       
Is Jeremy a mongloid? Because if any of my friends would tear up a girl's (I'm assuming you're a girl?) phone number meant for me, I'd punch them and ask for it again.

Write your number on Jeremy's throat with a penknife.
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 08:42 AM       
Actually, I think the best advice would be to FUCKING TELL DANIEL TO FUCKING STOP FUCKING SHOWING OFF YOUR FUCKING NUMBER TO FUCKING JEREMY.

Fucking.

The guy sounds like a penis. Find someone better (since I don't know you, I'm assuming you're a wonderful person who can do better).
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 09:08 AM       
This Jeremy guy is either insanely jealous or has heard something bad about you. I'd put my money on Jealousy, unless you have some dark secret that he may somehow know about.
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
Upon approaching Daniel, verbally give him your number and tell him to memorize it ... repeat if necessary. Hell, he lives in your local area so it's only 4 numbers, right? If he doesn't call you within a few days, then you know that you are a skank. The end.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
here's an anecdote:
when i was in the sixth grade, my friend brenda told me her ex-boyfriend todd hated me and she hated him because of it. two days later, she was going with him again. two weeks later, they broke up. the next day, he passed me a note that said he had liked me all along, but brenda had told him i hated him, so he "went with" her again instead. now, she's married with three kids and he's living the gay life, managing a wendy's.

moral:
none of it fucking matters. both of them are losers, and you probably won't even hang around them once you get to high school.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 10:20 AM       
If Daniel really wanted you, he'd make sure he got your number. But it doesn't seem like that is the case. Sadie had it right..
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 02:38 PM       
sadie that sounds very cynical but i understand too i feel like that sometimes this jeremy sounds like a jerk though why does he keep doing that maybe he likes you
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 04:41 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 10:53 PM       
Sadie- Hah...I'm almost out of highschool by the way, but yeah it does seem pretty trivial in the big scheme of things. The thing is, I live for today...not the future. When you're only in highschool, the whole point is fun...you're not trying to meet someone who'll have a lasting impact on your life. I don't assume he will. I just want that kid to get the hell away from him for 5 seconds (he's like an extra body part to that guy...I never see Daniel without that little prick hovering somewhere near him).


I'm pretty sure Jeremy doesn't like me because I don't even know him...and I have no more dark secrets to hide...that's why this has me so confused. There's no damn reason for it. Yes, I know not everything has reason behind it, but I WANT ONE DAMNIT. Yarg.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 10:58 PM       
Almost out of high school? You mean you're about to be a senior in high school, right? unless you had to finish up your senior year in summer school, but wouldn't you be over by now.

WHATEVERR! ITS A SENIOR THING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 11:30 PM       
says to kill them both.

I say you should saddle up on an ice cream donkey and travel to Walnut city with Dean Martin. And even though the donkey will melt just before you get there, Dean won't care. Thats just the kind of man he is.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 12:34 AM       
like bubba, you are like so kooky.

and i'm so glad you attempted to clarify your grade level (thanks, jixby), person-who-started-this-thread, because i was losing sleep over it. seriously, you should find a fucking hobby or something.

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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:52 AM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
Sadie obviously does not partake in the wonders of the Adult Swim lineup, specifically the Brak Show.
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