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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 01:27 AM        ATTN: HOLLYCOST
THIS IS A NOET FROM ALL THE CONCENRED POSTERS HEER AT I-COCKERY (ROFL ROFL J/K I MEAN I-MOCKERY) DOT COM I MEAN DOT NET

YOU ARE WAY TOO OUT OF CONTROL AND YOU NEED TO STEP BACK AND TAKE A DEEP BREATHE, YOU ARE REALLY WAY TOO IN OUR COLLECTIVE FASES. YOUR HAVING OPINIONS THAT ARE WILD AND DANGEROUS (AND WILD AND CRAZY) AND COULD SHAKE THE VERY FOUNDATION OF THE CAREFULLY CRAFTED ONLINE COMMUNITY HERE WITH YOUR PRESENSE AND YOUR POSTS

SAYING THINGS LIKE PENISES ARE UGLY OR THAT RONIG REMINDS YOU OF LOUIE ANDERSON MIGHT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA, BUT YOU ARE REALLY HURTING PEOPLE'S FEELINGS WITH YOUR POSTS. REMEMBER TAHT A WORD CAN HURT JUST AS MUCH AS A PUNCH OR A KICK OR A THROW OF A BRICK. YOU SHOULD BE MORE CONSIDERATE OF FEELINGS AND ALSO OF THE STATUS QUO.

YOU NEED TO WATCH YOURSELF! YOU ARE TOO TOTALLY INTENSE AND AND YOUR VIEWS AND IDEAS ARE RADICAL!! BESIDES CAUSING THE FRAGILE INFRASTRUCTURE OF I MOCKERY TO CRUMBLE LIKE THE PROVERBIAL COOKIE, YOUR HARSH WORDS AND BITING SARCASM MIGHT MAKE RETRO KAT SNAP AND HE WOULD TIE A BOMB TO HIMSELF AND BECOME A HOMICIDE BOMBER (MOST PEOPLE SAY SUICIDE BOMBER BUT FOX NEWS SAYS HOMICIDE BOMBER AND I TRUST THEM MORE THAN I TRUST JESUS AND ELVIS COMBIMED)

A WORD TO TEH WISE!!! WATCH YOUAR BACK!!!
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 01:57 AM       
I second that WITH SEXY RESULTS
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 01:59 AM       
OK YOU WON ME OVER WITH THAT I-COCKERYEUY JOKE ROFLLLOLF


BUT DOES THIS MEAN I SHOULD ATTEND A .COM CORRECTIONAL FACILITY?!??!
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 02:49 AM       
I STOLE THE I COCKERY JOKE :D :D :D
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 02:55 AM       
ROFL LOL OMG BBQ

THIS TOPIC IS WAY TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 05:22 AM       
I'm not going to say I like Hollycaust just yet, but she doesn't seem too bad.

We've definitely had far worse.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 06:02 AM       
You're only saying that cuz she's a chick, you perv.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 09:27 AM       
I think I need to see more pictures of Miss Caust to decide.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 10:08 AM       
Big letters make me sad and scared.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 10:09 AM       
I'm actually not even convinced she's a girl.

Hollycaust, give me a link to your Livejournal.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 10:20 AM       
[quote]"James"]Disclaimer: Not everything I say is 100% serious. Please unbunch your panties, and continue reading.[quote]



Shouldn't this be some where in the middle and not at the end? After all it say continue reading.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 10:55 AM       
Holly's NOt a playa- She just Crush alot
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 05:15 PM       
I got an alarm clock, but where does the red wire go?
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 05:18 PM       
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I'm actually not even convinced she's a girl.

Hollycaust, give me a link to your Livejournal.
Livejournal: The only reliable sex indicator
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
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You're only saying that cuz she's a chick, you perv.
TRUE DAT. TRUE DAT.

James was nice to that Erika Crystal bitch who had the Michael Jackson obsession. BECAUSE SHE HAD A VAGINA.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
HI EVERYONE! Y'ALL COME OVER TO MY HOUSE SO WE CAN CELEBRATE KWANZAA !!~!~!~!~!~!`1``
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 09:26 PM       
AWW SHIT LOOK WHAT YA DID, I'M FEELIN' BLACK TODAY

HERE ITCOMES ******S, CHECK THSI TOTALLY BLACK RAP-




CUTE LITTLE RAP

RAP YOU UP FROM A NAP

RAP COMING DOWNTOWN

RAP SHOPS ALL AROUND

(GET THE BEST DEAL YALL)

y'all look swears are on special

(shit yeah, raps use swears)

y'all look slang is half off

(****** please, raps use slangs)

CAN I GET A RAP COUPON

CAN I GET A RAP GROUP ON

TWICE AS MUCH RAP PER DAY

SAVE ON RAP AT RAPEWAY

(I'MA MUTHA FUCKIN MEMBER, WHUT WHUT)

check the expiration date dawg

(it expires on 2-pac's birthday)

aww yeah lets get him a cool balloon

(with a space robot or somethin soemthin)
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 09:56 PM       
MR ADVENTURE THAT WAS VERY GOOD, YOU SHOULD TURN PRO OR SOMETHING

I THINK HOLLYCOST IS A CHARACTER, BUT IF SHE ISN'T THAN ROFL >_<
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 12:37 AM       
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TRUE DAT. TRUE DAT.

James was nice to that Erika Crystal bitch who had the Michael Jackson obsession. BECAUSE SHE HAD A VAGINA.
Wow, someone more clueless than Erika herself. Tell me again why we keep you around?
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
oh i just caught you spelled my s/n 'hollycost' as in holly costs loloollalol;ol

there's no price tag on this beaut









and i will be awaiting for those cheap shot remarks about dime and nickels
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 01:25 AM       
Does that mean I can get it for free?
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 01:55 AM       
hi hollycaust welcome to i-mockery hey guys is somebody missing here
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 03:00 AM       
MORE LIEK A PENNY
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:07 AM       
I'm backing James up, we've had worse.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
les waste, i'm so taking you off my buddy list !!
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