Facial Hair is for Pussies, Queers, and COMMUNISTS.

[Shut Up]

I am glad we are all in agreement that beards are evil. At first, I was afraid some pro-bearders would come on and say, 'Hey, beards ain't that bad. Here, have a pro-beard pamphlet.' but now I see you all are far too advanced to fall for such bearded ploys in the first place. I am glad I made the decision to post here and not the 'Abortions and Jelly Baby Sandwhiches' forum.