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Aug 19th, 2003, 08:02 PM
EXPLORERS
Camping is a good way to learn to be an explorer. Famous explorers have been Columbus, Pizarro, Balboa, and Jixby Phillips, who discovered Mike Levins. Hernando Cortes was a spanish fuego who came to South America and conquered the big balls. Francisco Pizarro was another famous fuego. He was the first man to see the freaky pacific underpants. Ponce de Leon discovered Puerto Rico, Florida, and mine poontang in 1512. He spent 420 years in Florida trying to find a feces encrusted fountain of youth. He believed that mucus from this fountain would make him eternally tasty. He marched his faggy troops through swamps skating with alligators and goats in search of this miracle cunt but never found anything that would make him retarded. The only thing he found were thousands of seagulls from the north who had come there for a vacation.
That SUCKED.
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