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[Anonymous]

I made my own with Jixby's suggestions :<

EXPLORERS

Camping is a good way to learn to be an explorer. Famous explorers have been Columbus, Pizarro, Balboa, and God, who discovered naked columbians. Hernando Cortes was a spanish perra who came to South America and conquered the dicks. Francisco Pizarro was another famous perra. He was the first man to see the semeny pacific butthole. Ponce de Leon discovered Puerto Rico, Florida, and the dumpster behind Wendy's in 1512. He spent 11 years in Florida trying to find a gay fountain of youth. He believed that cat smegma from this fountain would make him eternally engorged. He marched his retarded troops through swamps sperming with alligators and tarnished ivory dildos in search of this miracle cunt but never found anything that would make him infected. The only thing he found were thousands of ******s from the north who had come there for a vacation.