I will give you TEN CANADIAN DOLLARS for any one of the packages.
Keep in mind, these aren't just normal dollars; they are Canadian. The bill I will send you is purple with gold maple leaves that shine when you tilt it in the light. It will blow your mind.
With these TEN CANADIAN DOLLARS, you can buy ANYTHING in Canada worth TEN DOLLARS or less, including:
- Several chocolate bars (wrapped)
- Flavoured condoms
- A month's supply of pemmican (some weird blubber shit)
- The services of Belinda ($10 for 10 minutes, or until you cum!)
- A case of beer
- Another case of beer! (with the change and the deposit you get back from returning the empties, you can get another
)
- Monkey love from yours truly.
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