Movie Reviewers:

[FS]

It wasn't his review.

Here's some of my favorite reviews:
*Wizard hate fantasy
*Put Shakira in Two Towers
*Now you don't have to watch Fight Club anymore
*Or Brotherhood of the Wolf
*Like, Austin Powers is funny ok bye

And add to that any five-line review where the writer says he can't tell anything about the movie without ruining it for you.

Ninjavenom, be sure to paste us the contents of "i hump a monkey". It's in "waiting to be approved" right now and I'm sure it's golden.