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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 08:15 PM       

METAL TEETH!!!

Anyways, I'll agree with the fact that most dentists are assholes. I told my dentist straight to his face THREE FUCKING TIMES that I didn't want braces, and he still had the fucking orthodontist phone my house asking when I wanted the appointment. Money-grubbing shithead.

I've never had a cavity, though, and despite my massive over-bite, my molars line up perfectly (which, again, according to my dentist still requires jaw surgery... uh, hello? Perfect alignment doesn't need fixing!)

I seem to have finally convinced him that he's not squeezing any more money that necessary out of me, so he nit-picks my brushing technique and pulls out the ol' plastic teeth thingy all the time.

Bobo, I bet my mom has more fake teeth than you. She's had most of her molars either capped, or pulled out completely, and the entire top row of front teeth (from eye tooth to eye tooth) are the fake teeth that they embed in your jawbone.

They glow in UV light though.
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