i-mockery awards?

[Carnivore]

I need to show some maturity? This from the champion of childish humor and the defender of the utterly brainless? You're like a counter-evolutionary force, encouraging those who used to be quickly devoured and sent packing to stick around and start three dozen absolutely worthless threads everyday. Your "neighborhood youth" should be carted off to juvenile hall! I do my damndest to ignore their utter idiocy most of the time, but sometimes this "old man" needs to break out his shotgun and take aim at a few of the kids on his property.

I deleted your number from my cell phone a while ago.