i-mockery awards?

[Anonymous]

I was going to post a picture of a cartoon dog showing you its vagina, but Scott can't find the link and I don't want it on my server.

Well, I really am sad to hear that you apparently hate me. I liked you.

But yes, I think it's ironic too. Orville Redenbacher filling my anus with popcorn is the sort of humor that distinguished old men chuckle at while enjoying Werther's originals, while only the mentally retarded can appreciate something as low as a comic about Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker thwarting Protoclown's rape attempt on Roger.

As for which of us needs to repeat high school, is it the person that parties and can take a joke, or the hubristic jackass that delivers insults otherwise found at especially vigorous chess club meets?