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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 08:16 AM        HAPPY DAREDEVIL DAY!!!
HAPPY DAREDEVIL DAY, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!!!
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 09:19 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 11:54 AM       
Proto, I unhappily predict that DD will very much suck.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:23 PM       
I, too, am of this opinion. Nothing good can come of Ben Assneck's acting.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:26 PM       
Yeah, but I was just trying to be positive.

Fortunately, the $90 in "Insufficient Funds" fees that my bank charged me because the YMCA fucked up and took money out of my account on the wrong day, that my bank will not waive, have cured me of that silly notion and my attitude is once again firmly in the shitter where it belongs.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:35 PM       
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Yeah, but I was just trying to be positive.

Fortunately, the $90 in "Insufficient Funds" fees that my bank charged me because the YMCA fucked up and took money out of my account on the wrong day, that my bank will not waive, have cured me of that silly notion and my attitude is once again firmly in the shitter where it belongs.
Umm...ok, good? :/
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:08 PM       
Maybe one of you comic book-types (Marvel-philes, if you will) can explain somethng to me: Can someone really be both an effective and an effective lawyer? I mean, all your legal briefs would have to be in brail (sp?).

Furthermore, what's so special about Daredevil? He's a blind guy who uses his other senses to "see". I mean, I can see without any special powers; I'm a better superhero than Daredevil.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:12 PM       
The ladies love his billy-club. When I say billy-club, I mean his wang. 'Cuz, you know, it's so big and all. Hahaha, I made a funny whilst the world is on the brink of war.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:13 PM       
Wouldn't it be great if Daredevil gets the Kingpin arrested, then gets him out of jail as his lawyer?
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:19 PM       
And then, as Kingpin is leaving the courthouse, Dolph Lundgren comes in and shoots him.

Edit: And he doesn't need to be the Punisher; he can be any of the characters he's played in the past, from the Punisher to... another unforgettable Dolph Lundgren character.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:20 PM       
ry said his dad was going to take him to see it.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:32 PM       
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from the Punisher to... another unforgettable Dolph Lundgren character.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:54 PM       
The evil russian from Rocky IV perhaps?
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 03:59 PM        Dolph
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
When I saw Masters of the Universe, I couldn't believe that he didn't get top billing for playing He-man.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 04:22 PM       
who got top billing for that movie then? Courtney Cox?
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 04:26 PM       
I don't remember. It was on the Scif-Fi channel a while back.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 05:59 PM       
I'm not even gonna go see D.D. It just looks completely uninteresting, and with Ben Afuck as the lead character, that's only gonna make it worse.

The movie definitely needs some Dolph.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
I have to see it because I love the comics.

I was just calling this Daredevil Day because that's better than calling it Valentine's Day.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
Dammit, Proto, I know that you know the answer to my question:

DD's superpower's: blind guy who can see

I'm a better superhero than he. Explain.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
I think it's like, not only can he use his other senses to see, but all his other senses are like.. Super. Or something. He can hear people who are behind him!
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 07:09 PM       
Well I also have the special power of sound waves coming from the 180 degrees behind me that just happen to bounce around the room to my ear drums. You know how rare that is, with all those surround sounds speakers being returned. :/
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
Yeah? Let's see DD try to reply to this thread. Maybe he can sniff it out, or file a blind man's supeona.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 01:47 AM       
Dr. Boogie...I don't know what you want me to say. Of course you're a better superhero than Daredevil! You've got SOUL!
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:17 AM       
Alriiiight. You hear that, Daredevil? No, of course you don't hear that; you're BLIND!!!
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