i-mockery awards?

[Mike]

So Carnivore is not an elitist because he works hard? He sure acts like an elitist online. What's this supposed to mean then: "Awwww, that's cute. You think your opinion counts." The reason why my opinion counts is because I care about what's genuine and good, and I am willing to improve myself to become a quality contributing member of this community. I work really hard too and I don't think hard work has anything to do with it. Most people in the world work hard. It's not an excuse for being an ass.

Noob3 on the other hand has a completely different style. His posts appear to be simplistic but he can frequently say a hell of a lot more in one sentence than I or many people can say in two or more paragraphs.