whats with all the veterans?

[mburbank]

I assure you, all the 'Poontant' jokes are mine.

And yes, there are indeed pissy undertones to even that thread and other threads which border on hissy fits but around these parts it can be next to impossible to tell the real sissy spazmatazes from the simulated hysterical crying jags.

That is why I chose to hate you all, and you sir most of all, perhaps enough to carve open your 'poontant' and wear your liver on a chin around my neck.

Chojin has changed, carnivore is an elitist son of a bitch, Mockery is that little teachers pet girl in class and the teacher at the same time, Proto can't take his hands out of his diaper and one of the hands is wearing a punching nun puppet but it isn't so much punching exactly and Jixby is disabled and it's just cruel the way we laugh at him. All the other 'old timers' can secretly feel bad I didn't mention them while I get to feel superior because I made them feel bad just by mentioning them.

Does it help that I'm imagining myself dressed in an impeccably restored zuit suit as I say this, my hair brilliantined to my scalp, a touch of khol beneath my eyes, my wife in the background Screaming ARE YOU DOING THAT AGAIN?!?

Because it helps me.