Things you wish you never did when you were wasted.

[Geggy]

this one and only time i blacked out, i proposed to a stranger for letting me cut in the line to a bathoom. then i went to a friend's dorm room for some cardboard pizza (dominos). i regretted it. i puked and puked every 10 minutes for the next 5 hours until i started puking piss. that lasted for an hour. then i started puking dry heaves, that went on for 2 hours. i was nursing a headache for the entire day. later that night i ran into that girl who i proposed to. she says 'remember me?' I said 'no'. then we fucked. the headache went away.