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[Rev. Danno]

Did you say Leonard Cohen? I love him, more then TMBG. As a sulking teen I used to spend ours in my room listening to Leonard Cohen albums (on Vinyl kids, I'm that old), writing poetry, & crying about some girl or another not likeing me because I'm too sensitive.
I wore nothing but dark grey (not black, I didn't want to be confused with the Gothic kids), & smoked Pall Mall straights. I soon became bitter and angery from not getting laid, & shifted my musical focus to Iggy and the Stooges, & DK (my former mentor was friends with DK, & my last mentor was friends w/ Romeo Void). My skin took on a gray pallor, my teeth became yellow from all the tea, and cigaretts. I cut my hair short, & started drinking cheap whiskey to drown my Ill feelings for all around me. I soon dropped out of art school, went to Culinary school where I developed a $40 a day Coke habbit. I've been engaged three times, and have moved to Iceland and Arizona only to be dumped days after my arival because my girlfriend choose to be w/ her ex. I now live in a suburb of Portland Ore. and pour Coffee for poeple for a living... I haven't had sex in months. I now sit in my room wearing grey listening to Leonard Cohen on mp3, & write on I-mockery about how bad my life is... A full circle of crap...
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