Things you wish you'd never seen.

[LordSappington]

You need to get your Ritalin filled again.

[Hangie]

I don't like that, it doesn't taste good. I don't want it, I don't want it.

[LordSappington]

It's a pill, Tool. If you're tasting it that much, you're doing it wrong.

[Tadao]

I just saw this.



Gotta be fake, but still.

[Colonel Flagg]

[LordSappington]

What, do they poop into, and THEN push it, or are they supposed to poop so violently, it pushes it out in the shape?
Either way, that's a lot of poop for such a small child.

[Wiffles]

Originally Posted by LordSappington

What, do they poop into, and THEN push it, or are they supposed to poop so violently, it pushes it out in the shape?
Either way, that's a lot of poop for such a small child.

Im sure you have to feed the child a whole chipotle' before you can get the right shape and consistencey of the extrudate material.
Reminds me of the play-doh shapey thingies I used to own as a child. The wonders of extrusion ^_^

[Esuohlim]

What a fantastic prank to play on your friends. "Why is Milhouse pooping moons? "

[LordSappington]

Imagine finding poop shapes in a public toilet.

[Otto]

Wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've seen in a public toilet.

[Hangie]

If I was a kid maybe could understand having your poop form shapes being fun... but not having a red plastic buttplug up my ass.

[Dimnos]

Oh come on dude. Its the shit.

[LordSappington]

Good one.

[LordSappington]

Honestly, I have no idea. The only thing I thought of to do was throw my hoodie over the kid without hurling everywhere, and call the cops.
I'm not gonna lie, I pretty much had a small break-down shortly thereafter.

[Tadao]

Yeah, that sound gruesome. Sounds like you got more balls then I previously thought. Pun intended

[stevetothepast]

[Kitsa]

Wow, that scenario could go a lot of bad places.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Wow, that scenario could go a lot of bad places.

i'd say it's already gone to several at this point

[Tadao]

I'm assuming it's a fake, but I also know that it can very well be real.

[Colonel Flagg]

Why doesn't she just get him a hobag? Or a "blow-up date"?

[Kitsa]

or, as the various commentaries recommend, a fleshlight and some couch cushions.

[executioneer]

she should get her husband to "help" next time, it can be a bonding experience for the whole family

[Colonel Flagg]

The family that lays together stays together?

[LordSappington]

Speaking of birds, this summer, on my way to the bus pick-up area for summer school, I saw a bird sitting on the side of the road. I thought it hurt its leg or something, so I picked it up to put it on the grass, and maybe have a better chance to live.
When I picked it up, I found that its underside had practically EXPLODED; there were maggots all under where it was sitting. I don't even know what happened, or why it was still, barely, painfully alive. I felt so bad, I crushed it with my foot to end its misery, and spent something like ten minutes sanitizing my hands at school.

[Zhukov]

Holy shit I would have dropped it and run away screaming.