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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 05:41 PM       
When my boyfriend had his cat-skinning job, he had some horrifying stories about parasitic worms trying to depart the dead cats' asses. Part of his job was to give the dead cats enemas so that schoolkids wouldn't have to deal with cat shit during a dissection. Overspray, droplets on your face, etc.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 07:39 PM       
I think I would be wearing a full face mask for that job.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 07:58 PM       
they had just goggles, I think.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 10:26 PM       
Most of the things that I wish I hadn't seen I saw by being too damn curious for my own good.

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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 10:44 PM       


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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 02:21 AM       
yeah, well, workplace theory vs. workplace practice. As for myself, I wouldn't have set foot in the door. Parasites freak me out.
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 08:15 AM       
Was there much money/business in the dead cat enema trade?
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 09:43 AM       
Not loads, but very good insurance, vacation time and security. The company prepped "specimens" for dissection. His main job was skinning cats, so that students would have some emotional distance from what they were dissecting. He also injected colored latex into the arteries and veins of rats, frogs, and so on.

It was a temporary job when he was saving up to move. I wasn't wild about it.
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 01:00 PM       
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Yeah, it kinda amplifies the grossness when you actively search something like that.
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 01:08 PM       
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When my boyfriend had his cat-skinning job, he had some horrifying stories about parasitic worms trying to depart the dead cats' asses. Part of his job was to give the dead cats enemas so that schoolkids wouldn't have to deal with cat shit during a dissection. Overspray, droplets on your face, etc.
Oh my god! That sounds like something Tim Burton would put in one of his movies!
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 08:51 PM       
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Oh my god! That sounds like something Tim Burton would put in one of his movies!
Except he'd make it almost cute and cuddly in an ironically gothic sort of way.

And, for some reason, I can see that happening, too.
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Old Aug 31st, 2009, 01:46 PM       


http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/go...dancing_do.php

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Old Aug 31st, 2009, 04:18 PM       
One step from this to "Barbie's Brothel".
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Old Aug 31st, 2009, 07:34 PM       
I'm not 100% sure but I think that might be a headmold commandeered from Barbie's "little sister" Kelly.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 10:45 AM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2009, 08:43 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2009, 08:57 PM       
I bet your the kind of guy who would buy that for your friends kid huh Hangie.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 06:59 AM       
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 02:27 PM       
Well foryourself... Who wouldnt. Im talking about little kids here.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 05:04 PM       
I dont really understand what that post meant... but anyway, I don't get the big deal about the stripper doll, they're gonna see it on TV and the internet anyway.


Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvm7fx2TxG4 that's a good example.
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Old Sep 4th, 2009, 12:45 AM       
if i had a kid i wouldn't let it on the internet until it was 16
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Old Sep 4th, 2009, 10:06 AM       
heh...we were visiting relatives once and a 3 year old nephew was browsing youtube, pulling up videos and wanting us to watch. I'm not even sure how he was doing it, he couldn't read. But he wanted us to watch "the helicopter video". We all grouped around thinking we were going to see something cute and instead it's some guy's head getting chopped off by one of the blades.

I was pretty horrified.
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Old Sep 4th, 2009, 10:38 AM       
I made the conscious decision not to post anything on-line until I was 17. I should have waited another year. :/
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