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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 08:54 PM        The Invention Thread
Post all of your ideas for wacky inventions that would help the greater good of human kind here.

THE SOOPER-DE-DOOPER REMOTE FINDER:
It would be a little beeper that you can clamp on to your remote(s), and the button that activated it would be attached to the side of the tv with velcro or something of that nature. When the button on the stationary unit is pressed, the component attached to the remote will let out a shrill beeping, allowing you to find it if it is lost. Sort of like the "page" feature on cordless phones.

I am oblivious as to why this hasn't been invented already.
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 09:12 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2005, 09:49 AM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2005, 10:25 PM        Re: The Invention Thread
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Post all of your ideas for wacky inventions that would help the greater good of human kind here.

THE SOOPER-DE-DOOPER REMOTE FINDER:
It would be a little beeper that you can clamp on to your remote(s), and the button that activated it would be attached to the side of the tv with velcro or something of that nature.
If you're willing to get up to press a button, you should be willing to look for your remote. Or, you could at least move your hand a little south and press the 'Channel Up' or 'Channel Down' buttons.
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Old Mar 29th, 2005, 11:27 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2005, 11:31 PM       
a crossbow that shoots bolts with those big capacitors from computer monitors or tvs or microwaves on them
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Old Mar 29th, 2005, 11:33 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 01:26 PM       
They just want to steal your ideas and patent them.
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 03:17 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 04:56 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 11:36 PM       
Oh f*ck i gave a serious idea in this thread what the hell is wrong with me?
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Old May 20th, 2005, 03:53 AM       
They already got frying pans with removable handles.
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Old May 21st, 2005, 02:05 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2005, 06:55 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2005, 10:07 PM       
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Why attack the symptoms? Cut the problem off at it's origin. Invent a self-cleaning anus.
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 01:50 AM       
you can't invent something like THAT


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Old May 23rd, 2005, 11:04 AM       
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Old May 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM       
Like I said in the last invention thread, a decide to stab people over the internet. To stab people like Guitar Woman.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 09:38 PM       
Super Powers in a box

You can use any super power you want

Example- -XRAY VISION-- replace your eyeball with the x-ray vision glass eyeballs and you will be certain things in no time.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 11:15 PM       
I'm going to invent an Android Donut, that would certainly be wacky!
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Old May 27th, 2005, 05:45 PM       
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I'm going to invent an Android Donut, that would certainly be wacky!
I am sure you will and I'd buy it first
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Old May 30th, 2005, 11:12 PM        Re: The Invention Thread
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Post all of your ideas for wacky inventions that would help the greater good of human kind here.

THE SOOPER-DE-DOOPER REMOTE FINDER:
It would be a little beeper that you can clamp on to your remote(s), and the button that activated it would be attached to the side of the tv with velcro or something of that nature.
If you're willing to get up to press a button, you should be willing to look for your remote. Or, you could at least move your hand a little south and press the 'Channel Up' or 'Channel Down' buttons.
hey that guy in your avatar i seen him before whats his name.
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