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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 10:07 PM        KAHLJORN IS GETTING MARRIED.
Talk about kahljorn in third person! It will be difficult, especially for kahljorn!

Kahljorn's getting married!

To a man or a woman?
As the bride or the groom?

These questions and more when kahljorn talks about hir marriage plans.
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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 10:16 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 10:51 PM       
Married to what?
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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 10:52 PM       
Did you ever get that sex change? and congrats
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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 11:26 PM       
In a surprise move, Kahljorn only went part way with the sex change operation. It will be marrying itself.
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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
I BET YOULL DO DRUGS FOR YOUR HONEYMOON OR OSMETHING AM I RIGHT
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 02:03 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 04:10 AM       
I can't wait till kahljorn gets here!
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 04:17 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 08:14 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 10:32 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 11:20 AM       
I hope you are very happy, congratulations.
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 03:06 PM       
Is your kind of marriage legal???
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 04:00 PM       
One can assume based on K's sexual ambiguity, it can be best described as an uncivil ceremony. Regardless, congrats. Where's the honeymoon? San Fran?
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 04:09 PM       
mEH :/ fake post from a fake girl
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
If I could have a few ribs removed, I would marry myself.
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
KAHLJORN IS NOW ARRIVING INTO THE THREADAPY.
KAHLJORN, ARE YOU MARRYING A MAN OR A WOMAN??

BOMAN BANA PAN THE GIRLS A SERENDIPPER.

OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU JUST SAID, ARE YOU THE BRIDE OR THE GROOM?

THE LAVANDER WEDDING WILL HAVE ME IN A VINYL DRESS, AND HER IN A WOMENS VINYL TUX!

IS THE WEDDING LEGAL?

OF COURSE! GOOD OL' AMERICAN LAW, A MAN AND A MAN CANT MARRY, BUT A MAN WANTING TO BE A WOMAN AND A WOMAN CAN MARRY. WEARING VINYL WITH MY ACUP BOOBETTES PUSHED UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE(PROLLY EVEN BE A BCUP BY WEDDING TIME) , SCREAMING OBSCENITIES AGAINST GOD, NEITHER OF US ARE CATHOLICS NOR CHRISTIANS, WE MIGHT EVEN WRITE SATANIC(or some other random religion) VOWS JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT, BUT WE COULD STILL LEGALLY GET MARRIED. I LOVE AMERICA!
AS LONG AS I STILL HAVE A PENIS I CAN MARRY A WOMAN, NO MATTER HOW BIG MY BOOBS ARE OR NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LOOK LIKE A CHICK


That's seriously sick though, it has nothing to do with moral and religion, and everything to do with politics and law. Bitch ass bitches with their bitchy laws.
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 06:31 PM       
This post reminded me of Brittany Spears getting married.
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 06:55 PM       
yeah. Like Britney Spears Frankenstein.
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
Just wait till i post wedding pictures.
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 07:02 PM       
What if someone were to get a sex change after they're married?

Would it still be legal? Huh? Would it?
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
I can't help but assume this wedding is established on hallucinogens and loose construal of love.
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
Congratulations! ;D
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 12:17 PM       
you two should prove to be the epitome of ambiguity. congrats.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 03:57 PM       
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