Personal Jingles

[Sethomas]

I think everyone needs a diddly to sing about themselves in the tune that Popeye uses at the end of every episode.

Mine would go "I'll pop you on the chin if I don't get my gin 'cuz I'm Seth the philosopher."

A friend of mine said hers would be "I won't invite you to parties if I don't get my Hardees 'cuz I'm Denise the hungry monsterrrr"

That's right, I have a friend who happens to be a girl!

What would YOURS be???

[Mockery]

"Please give me a job so the bank doesn't get robbed cuz I'm RoG the unemployed webmaster"

[davinxtk]

I don't give a shit what you have to say, It's too much effort to wait around all day, go fuck yourself because I'm Padraic and I'm better than you.

[Comrade Rocket]

Originally Posted by davinxtk

I don't give a shit what you have to say, It's too much effort to wait around all day, go fuck yourself because I'm Padraic and I'm better than you.

Your eyes say, "no", but your Platapus says, "god yes"

[Rev. Danno]

C'mon -RoG-, we all know you'd be in some back alley giving hand jobs for cash before you'd rob a bank...

Ok, here goes... "I ain't masterd spelling of fonics, 'cause too many gin an' tonics, I'm Rev. Danno the Cheese monger!"

[BlueOatmeal]

"Wake me up before you go go! Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo!"

[Carnivore]

I'll kill your Uncle Pete then go eat some red meat, I'm Carni the ambulance man!

[SMN]

" When I have something witty, I post something shitty, cuz My name is SMN!" (toot,toot)

[HickMan]

I LIKE MY FINE WHISKEY I LIKE THEM FRISKEY I'M HICKMAN THE INBREDED HAM!


i fucking suck

[Spectre X]

I'm gripin' and typin' because critiqueing appears to be a sin, I'm Spectre the artiste.

[BAPE]

i eat newbies for breakfast and lurkers for lunch do do do da music to a vets ears right guys

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[jin]

I post once in a blue moon, and when i do its in rap form, im jin the Hilton man. ;D

[mesobe]

"I have aids... BEASTMAN aids... and Ill spread them to every good boy and girl today. watch me give you cum stains in your fucking drawers!"

[jin]

"Life is war and my posts suck more - Im mesobe and my brain is poor." >:

Whore.

[Anonymous]

Word life.

[da blob]

I'm pink and shapeless, I'm da blob
gare Ã* tes fesses, j'vais t'phagocyter le zob