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Mockery · #1

Many have been worried in regards to the whereabouts of White Plastic Pig during the past few months. Some thought he was lost, some thought he was dead, some probably thought he was consumed with a side of fries. Fortunately, none of the aforementioned are true (

). White Plastic Pig has sent our own FatSatan a letter (complete with photos mind you) about what he's been up to in recent months. See for yourself!

"A LETTER FROM WHITE PLASTIC PIG!":
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/W...sticPig/Letter

Enjoy!

-RoG-

Tropical · #2

Wow nice way to continue the journey with a green plastic pig, but will it remain credible that the pig is feeling nauseated for the rest of the entire trip?

FS · #3

If not that, than it's the extreme amounts of green jello he ate in the hospital that permanently altered his skincolor (and also made him twice as fat).

Since this is just up, I figure this is as good a place as any to post the info on WPP's Big Adventure.

* * * MAILING LIST * * *

(Port Tobacco, MD) broverg
(Baltimore, MD) Chojin
(Franklin Lakes, NJ) Reply Ninja/Macgruder
(Andover, MA) CLASpinster/theapportioner
(Oneida, NY) LenOR
(Toronto, ON) Cecropia
(Kittenning, PA)BulletCatcher
(Waterford, PA) BlackFlag
(Cleveland, OH) Glowbelly
(Bloomington, IN) FeuerAffe
(Winnipeg, MB) AChimp
(Fayetteville, AR) Ziggy Trix
(El Paso, TX) ElderGodSmack*
(Phoenix, AZ) Stero-San*
(San Diego, CA) McClain
(South Gate, CA) AleXtreme*
(Green Valley, NV) tenno
(Stanford, CA) Vibecrewangel
(Redding, CA) Jixby Phillips
(Hong Kong) tropicalheat
(Australia) Death_Blooms*
(New Zealand) Kiara*
(Greece) Helm
(The Netherlands) AcjBizar
...and back home to me.

*these are people I know from another, small board community I frequent, whom I trust enough to be part of this.

If you're reading this, "FeCK", sorry that I dropped you from the list - it's nothing personal, but my e-mails to you got bounced, and since you don't post here it's hard to keep in touch.

I'm sending out an e-mail to all the people on this list (with an exception of two, whose addys I couldn't find, but they'll probably read this anyway: Helm and LenOR), to inform them that things are up and running again, and to see if anyone wants/needs to back out of this.

One thing in particular has changed: I'm now asking people to ensure that someone on the receiving end has to sign for the WPP package, to prevent it from getting lost in the mail.

Blackjack · #4

Ho ho ho!

Yes, 'twas all a conspiracy I tell you! I used my cunning English ways to convince the pig to consume the flesh of his own kind! the poor dutch bastard was too confused what with having to cope with "pints" and "tea and crumpets" that it was all too easy to coax the little guy into a few rounds of bacon!

Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!

Helm · #5

FS: Kind of you to let us know. I was getting worried. My band and I even did a WPP song to play in it's honour when it arrives. It'd be a shame if the venture halted. Anyway, the email is Helm21 at hotmail.com, if you need it.

Mockery · #6

Wow, the pig still has quite a journey ahead of him. He had better bring his...

LUGGAGE.

May you live to be a thousand years old, Pig.

Anonymous · #7

"From Sweden to the American west coast, Florida."

um

LegoLars · #8

HE WAS IN MY POSSESION! YEAH!

sadie · #9

ooh. it's helm's email.

FS · #10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

"From Sweden to the American west coast, Florida."

um

Yes yes, Mr. "Goodbye punctuation". I once again fucked up on my easts and wests.

Mock, save me from a flood of corrective e-mail

In response to my "are you there yet" mail to all WPP participants, I've gotten word from everyone whom I wasn't sure was still posting... except, still, Cecropia and Ziggy. I've no idea where Creepy-Opia was last seen, but I seem to remember Ziggy losing his job shortly before not posting anymore, so it could be he simply doesn't have net access from home. In which case, unless he likes to check his e-mail at a library or something, I don't suppose there's any way of contacting him.

I'll try contacting them a few more times, but if they're not heard from by the time Pig starts getting close to them, I guess I'll take them off the list.

FS · #11

Yay! Word from Ziggy:

Quote:

Yeah, I'm still on teh intarweb. Soon, hopefully, I'll have a new job and more spare web time. Keep me on the list for now, and if anything comes up (like moving to a new city), I'll be sure to let you know.

Several e-mails of people telling me they're still in for it, but it's not really necessary - the only person I'd now need confirmation from is Cecropia. For the rest, I won't be taking any names off the list, since those people are still posting and will notice WPP's Big Adventure is in motion again sooner or later.

Mockery · #12

Damn that Creeeeeepy-oooooopia and her non-communicative ways. She made an oath, damnit. An oath to take the pig into her home and do many a bad thing to it. Should she not live up to said oath, I believe the death penalty is in order.