I'm sure you're lying aboug being a syndicated newspaper columnist, but let's assume you were.
1. You don't seem to be very talented or very good at writing. You couldn't have been a very good columnist.
2. You "used" to be a syndicated newspaper columnist. But why not now? Is it because you weren't very good at doing that job?
3. It would have been a lot funnier if you had just posted "NO FAGS ALLOWED" followed by an angry emoticon. Any good columnist knows that.
You stupid fag