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Old May 5th, 2004, 10:35 PM        I STINK
For some reason, this past month I've been smelling very awkward. Every morning when I wake up, I smell like piss and it can't be my sheets' fault because I wash them all the time. Not only that, but I also use product after product for the smell but they all wear off after only a few hours. SUGGESTIONS?!
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Old May 5th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
stop drinking your own urine
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Old May 5th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
what do you eat ? also there are plenty of wonderfull diseases that would give you a distinct smell - tuberculosis for instance.
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Old May 5th, 2004, 10:46 PM       
I eat whatever I can find: glass, rocks, backalley abortion amniotic fluids, etc. . .

(But seriously though, I'm not eating anything unusual from what I ate a year ago. But I am eating less. I've lost about forty pounds in the past year.)

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Old May 5th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
WASH YOUR PENIS OR VAGINA.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 12:49 AM       
penis. . . 100% man. . .penis, that makes me a man. . . penis penis penis penis, etc. . . .
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Old May 6th, 2004, 01:47 AM       
Raid your mother's medicine cabnet and eat everything inside. If you don't get immiediate results, then drink as much alcihol as you can then sleep for 72 hours. It never fails.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 07:47 AM       
take a shower all the time, and change your undies.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 09:38 AM       
Try baby wipes.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 09:57 AM       
Your turning into your moniker. Deal with it. Embrace it. Be one with it.

Seriously, it could have something to do with dietary changes, medical changes, hormonal and age (though I don't know how old you are). Plus weather changes too. It's a long road to investigate. Good luck to you.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 12:30 PM       
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Old May 6th, 2004, 01:07 PM       
stop posting. that'll fix it.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 02:43 PM       
Do you go to a laundramat or apartment laundry room? where i used to live everybody had kids under 3 years of age and i stopped washing my clothes there becuase of that exact thing "poo/pee" odors from the washers/and or dryers on my clothes. and sometimes it would smell like i was wearing a freakin diaper. change where you wash your clothes to see if that doesnt stop it, and allways smell the washer and dryer before putting anything in there....

(EDIT: that odor does absorb into your skin)
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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:30 AM       
I think I'll just leave it alone for now and hope it goes away before it really fucks with my life.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 09:47 AM       
You have this:

http://www.dictionarybarn.com/FISHODOUR-SYNDROME.php

Enjoy.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:21 AM       
He could be one of those Innsmouth people.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:36 PM       
omg yeah, did your mom have sex with Dagon
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