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Two-Faced · #1

... if youre never satisfied with what you have no matter how great you know it is? the answer is nope. therefore im a miserable fuck. hi.

i hate everything today
i hate earth
i hate jesus
i hate the movie and music industry
i hate celebs who have reality shows like "the fabulous life of..." or "its good to be..."
actually i hate reality shows period
i hate primetime television (whatever the fuck "primetime" even means, but i know its during the evening hours when all the shitty shows starring two-bit "comedians" come on and poision the people who actually watch it with their stupid cliche and overdone half hour episodes)
i hate people
i hate anything cute and furry because stupid yuppies purchase them as accessories and stick them in their handbags and tote them around like trendy fucks
i hate trendy fucks
i hate athiests
i hate agnostics
i hate kids
i hate the news, especially "breaking news" about something like a barge in iowa sinking and 2 people are missing(DEAD). noone cares msnbc. back to the coverage in iraq already, or the michael jackson trial, those are the REAL issues here.
i hate bush.
i hate the internet

i could go on forever but i wont cause i dont wanna start to sound bitter or anything. =). fuck you. anyway so i have everything. i love who i am from a distance, really. like sometimes i have out-of-body experiences when im laying in bed at night laced up on X, K, GHB, E, and every other letter of the alphabet. and i get to see myself, even in a broad sense, its all very deep, and im just fucking smug. but the truth is actually i just hate myself. i get on my nerves sometimes. i can admit it. sure i may SEEM perfect guys, but sadly, this is not the truth. im pretty fucking close though. it sucks that youre the only person you can never get rid of. this is why god and budwieser invented alcohol. and why hippies invented drugs. to them i say: thank you.

im going to switch to nursing school in the fall. this is a good career for me because i enjoy helping others. especially ones that cant help themselves. i cant wait. i want to take debate classes and just giggle and dry heave while i listen to people argue, id join in too but im female and theyd surely not take me seriously. its a mans world. i hate life. i hate people. i hate the world. thats my new slogan. like targets "expect more, pay less". which i dont understand btw. but its working for them.

so my guy friend person, hes perfect, everyone wants him, and im not interested anymore. "anymore" means within the hour im typing this. im bipolar though. so one day i am a cold fish. the next im sally sex me up. my prayers to those that have to actually care about and deal with me through it all.. this is why i hate myself a little. cause i cant control my feelings and im a bitch and he'll get tired of it and i'll just kill myself. or do massive amounts of stimulants and stay up for hours on hours typing whatever the hell comes to my fucked up little head and sharing it with an online community.

i hate the milky way galaxy and everything in it.

have you seen these pictures of whats going on out there in space people? theres a party and we're obviously not invited. fuck earth. look please: HERE

and we get: THIS

god i feel so alone goodbye.

Alive · #2

That image in the link makes a great desktop wallpaper! thanks! now what were you saying?

Geggy · #3

HAVE SOME COOKIES. YOU'LL FEEL RIGHT AS RAIN. :LOL

Anonymous · #4

I'll admit I didn't read any of that, but I thought the last two lines or so were so stupid they made me laugh. :<

Cosmo Electrolux · #5

there is a forum for this sort of stupid bullshit.

mesobe · #6

way to establish your gender. You have automatically recieved happiness from atleast 70% of the users here!

yay for boobs and cunts!

Emu · #7

I can't understand why anybody would come to a place called i-MOCKERY for support of any kind.

ArrowX · #8

Emu's right

two-faced forgot about the one thing everyone hates

school

WTFing jesus is homework? We don't chose to take the work, yet it becomes something that we have to do on our own time. I wish I lived in the states so I could sue the school board for millions of dollars

Emu · #9

So are all Canadians as ignorant as you are, or...

ArrowX · #10

WTF is that supposed to mean Yank!

Shut up and go start World War 3

Jixby Phillips · #11

yeah whomework s*cks

i have a test tommorow but insteads i'm gonna take pills untill i die

goodbye f*ckedup world you f*ckin s*cked and ps mom you were a b*tch

ArrowX · #12

Was soem kind of anti-swearing thing just introduced Fuck Shit Damn Ass

guess not

Drew Katsikas · #13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

i have a test tommorow but insteads i'm gonna take pills untill i die

smoothie, right through my nose.

Supafly345 · #14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

whomework

Haha

Lotida · #15

Drama Queen

sadie · #16

bloom where you're planted, biatch.

Dole · #17

Hmm...I wonder if you are feeling a touch depressed because you are 'laying in bed at night laced up on X, K, GHB, E,' ?

Maybe if you didnt take all those fucking drugs you wouldnt be so 'bi-polar' and wouldnt alternate between the typical drugged up mong feelings of immense egotism followed by crushing despair and self loathing.

And you are going to become a nurse, you say? How lovely. Lets hope none of us are being treated by you when you are whacked out of your gourd.

And its 'truly'.

Dole · #18

And incidentally, yes it is possible to be truly happy

the_dudefather · #19

As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

(sorry to quote red dwarf but it seemed appropreate)

glowbelly · #20

there's nothin' wrong with being alone

sadie · #21

i wonder if i've got mong feelings. :P

Two-Faced · #22

Hey! did I mention I'm on Paxil? Yup! 2 20mg's once a day for me. keeps me somewhat stable. I stress the "somewhat" part. I'm also on Adderall because I'm ADHD as fuck. Don't try and run down memory lane with me, ever, because more than likely I dont even remember your name much less what the fuck you're talking about.