Well, I didn't know what to expect when I headed out to St. Louis Mills to meet the man behind the bluster himself, VinceZeb. Little did I know I was in for a whole lot of surprises!
So, without further ado, here's how it went.
I arrived at St. Louis Mills, in front of the movie theater, at 3:08 (took me a few minutes to find a parking spot). As I rounded the corner, I was shocked! There was Vince, waiting to meet, as promised! If you ever wondered what he looks like, that's him over on the left, by the lightpost.
I thought that Warren Moon throwback jersey was going to look lame, but it's pretty cool, isn't it?
I took that picture without thinking, completely forgetting how much he hates having his picture taken! WELL, HIS ANIMOSITY BOILED OVER, SO HE DEMANDED WE GO TO THE PARKING LOT!
THINGS NEARLY ERUPTED, BUT, COOLER HEADS PREVAILED, AS I WAS GIVEN YET ANOTHER SHOCK TO MY SYSTEM! ALL OF A SUDDEN, POPPING OUT OF VINCE'S CAR, WAS NONE OTHER THAN- HIS [i]HOT LIL' LATINA GIRLFRIEND! AND SHE SOOTHED HIS INFAMOUS VINCE TEMPER!
WOWSERS! SHE'S A LOOKER, ISN'T SHE? AND DON'T THEY MAKE A CUTE COUPLE?
Then he busted out his Catholic Samurai sword, and demonstrated his MAD FAR EEST SKILLZ! BOY, AM I GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO FISTICUFFS WITH HIM!
And then..... hold on to your hats, ladies and gents.... Here is Vince holding the 100% Gen-yoo-wine SUBMARINE LETTER! By God and by Damn, he was telling the truth the whole time! See for yourselves!
We really wanted to hang out a bit longer, but unfortunately, that damn St. Louis weather turned awfullY sticky.... and very hot.... SUDDENLY VINCE BEGAN TO PANT HEAVILY, AND SWOON, AND HIS SKIN TURNED ALL RED AND SPLOTCHY! OH NO! HE WAS BREAKING OUT INTO THE HIVES! GOOD HEAVENS! I WAS ABLE TO SNAP THIS ONE LAST SHOT BEFORE WE HAD TO HELP HIM TO THE CAR. IT WAS TOUGH, WHAT WITH ALL THE MUSCLE MASS HE PUT ON, BUT WE SOMEHOW MANAGED, AND BEFORE I COULD SAY, "FARE THEE WELL, SWEET SAMURAI," HE WAS BEING RUSHED AWAY TO THE HOSPITAL, PRESUMABLY CONVULSING.
WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS, I HAD A BLAST IN THE SHORT TIME WE GOT TO HANG OUT! THANKS FOR BEING TRUE TO YOUR WORD AND SHOWING UP! HERE'S TO YOU, VINCE OL' BUDDY! THOSE WACKY JAPANESE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON YOU!