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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 10:17 AM        HAHAHAHAHAHA
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The hotel heiress turned megastar Paris Hilton was on radio (plugging "The Simple Life 2: Roadtrip") this morning on Kansas City talk station 710 KCMO and said she might be returning to Australia to do another film, announcing this just weeks after wrapping up a several week stint in the Dark Castle horror flick "House of Wax" currently filming in Queensland.

Apparently she's in talks for a lead role in the sequel to the abysmal 2000 film "Dungeons and Dragons". While it may have bombed, the sequel is drawing an unusually large amount of high profile attention and talent who believe that in the right hands, the property could still yield a viable film franchise.

Joel Silver is the producer on this and 'Wax', and the first 'Dungeons' star Justin Whalin is said to be on board too. Allegedly she impressed Silver enough to snag a role in this next one too, saying in her usual playful manner with the media - "Sounds like fun, I'll get dirty", alongside all the usual statements about what a great time the film should be to do.

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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:12 PM       
That's a real double whammy of bad news. Not only is a sequel to D&D in the works, but it's also likely to star Paris fucking Hilton.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:15 PM       
I don't think anyone likes Paris Hilton besides herself and her father.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
Who the hell would foot the bill for a Dungeons and Dragons sequel?
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
FOX who else
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 05:07 PM        Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 05:12 PM       
In order to make a good D&D movie, they would have to kill everyone who was involved in the making of the first one, and then switch to Forgotten Realms. Dragonlance fucking sucks.
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