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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 04:03 PM        Things we know about Naldo
1.) Unrepentant Homosexuals will go to hell for all eternity when they die.
2.) If it saves one innocent life, torture is ok.
3.) He intends to 'shove my grubby words down my throat'
4.) Knows Proto is not a real Christian
5.) Shares the moral philosiphy of Jack Chick.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 04:16 PM       
6.) If he ever met "Those" people, he'd probably end up "slamming their head in a car door until theirs nothing left but a bloody stump."
EDIT: I'm sorry, #7 wasn't true. I got caught in a lie.

You should count on a "Things we know about Maxi" thread now, Max.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
Oh, I am! I hope it will be as carefully factual as mine. And on that note, I have to disqualify your #7. While that seems a logical inference from things he has said, perhaps even a logically necessary conclusion, he never said exactly that, so you're a liar. Sorry, Kev.

I was spurred to this endeavor by Ronnies getting all bent out of shape that I catually concluded stuff based on things he'd said and I'm trying just to go with the Horses Mouth here. I can however, add a 7 of my own;

7.) If Proto died suddenly right now he would go to hell for all eternity.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 04:35 PM       
I remember a while back he called everyone in Rwanda a bunch of savages, or something.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:13 PM       
That's all fine and dandy, but - is he black or white? I mean, posterchild said he was black, but that could've been interpreted as sarcasm.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:15 PM       
Why would it matter?
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:32 PM       
Because if would FREAK! ME! OUT!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:40 PM       
He's not really black. It was just shoe polish.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 11:30 PM       
No, it wasn't sarcasm, he really is black.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:11 AM       
Is he skinny or fat? He seems like a skinny black guy to me. You know, whereas thekapn was a really fat black guy. That kind of thing.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
I DEMAND a pic.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 06:35 AM       
Judge him not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character.

He's a jackass.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 09:32 AM       
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I DEMAND a pic.
Don't hold your breath, Herbivore... Even I don't have a picture, he is camera shy. He thinks the camera steals your soul...

Chimp, he is super-skinny, with nappy hair. But he wears all Abercrombie and Fitch, preppy shit. Picture Carlton Banks with a Bible and a glass of dark imported beer.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:16 AM       
Carlton Banks. I KNEW it.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:32 AM       
Anybdoy remember the Brothers Brothers from In Living Color?
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:16 PM       
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But he wears all Abercrombie and Fitch, preppy shit. Picture Carlton Banks with a Bible and a glass of dark imported beer.
So he looks like this?

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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 02:34 PM       
It had to be either Carlton Banks or Alex Keaton.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 02:44 PM       
Actually, I think this is a more accurate depiction of Ronnie:

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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
Modular.. Ok maybe Carlton Banks is a stretch. He is skinner than him, and I can't recall ever seeing him in a tux. Skin tone is about right, but otherwise they look nothing alike.

The Carlton Banks thing was just an example. I don't tink I ever saw him sporting Bananna Republic and A & F on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire" Look past the image, what I meant was he is a White kid trapped in the dark.
It has to be one of the oddest things I have ever seen. But strangely appropriate.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
wrong animal jamesman :/
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
Oh come on now. They're human beings, even if their skin color is a little darker than ours.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 03:01 PM       
As I think I've mentioned before, an old friend once described me as the "Whitest Jew since the Apostle Paul".

I think Ronnie is the Whitest Black Guy since Jesus.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 03:12 PM       
Poster: I was just trying to get a general idea.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 03:21 PM       
It doesn't matter what he looks like. He's an asshole regardless of his appearance.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 03:46 PM       
Yeah, but this way he's a delightfully ironic asshole.


OH! OH! I'm a reverse Racist!

Well, actually, no, I'm not. As I meber of an often opressed minority, I'm always appaulled when I see Jews who lack compassion and embrace brutality. I always feel as if we, of all people, should know better. That's how I feel about Judge Thomas. I mean Naldo.
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