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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 01:32 PM        INTERNET PERVERT EXPOSED :O
Session Start (AIM - Prinny Ninja:TrustEventualism): Thu Jul 15 13:24:25 2004
TrustEventualism: hey
TrustEventualism: what's up?
Prinny Ninja: hi
TrustEventualism: how are you?
Prinny Ninja: i heard you're looking for some cyber? >.>
Prinny Ninja: <.<
TrustEventualism: that i am...
TrustEventualism: are you?
Prinny Ninja: yes, yes i am
Prinny Ninja: i can't spend enough time doing it nowadays it seems
Prinny Ninja: but i'm bad at starting off :(
TrustEventualism: ok
TrustEventualism: i'll start off
TrustEventualism: do you have a pic?
Prinny Ninja: yeah, hold on
TrustEventualism: ok
TrustEventualism: can you send it through connecting?
*** TrustEventualism wants to directly connect.
Prinny Ninja: maybe
TrustEventualism: then connect, ma'am
TrustEventualism: you don't accept connections?
Prinny Ninja: im using trillain :-/
Prinny Ninja: my brother will uplo9ad it for me, hold on a secoond
TrustEventualism: ok
Prinny Ninja: ok, here
TrustEventualism: thank you
Prinny Ninja: (Link: http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/blonde.jpg)http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/blonde.jpg
TrustEventualism: wow you're really cute
Prinny Ninja: thank you, i just got the lip ring last month
TrustEventualism: it looks nice
TrustEventualism: (Link: http://www.dopebanana.com)www.dopebanana.com at the bottom is a pic, on the left it's me
Prinny Ninja: thank you :D
Prinny Ninja: oh wow, you're hot :O
TrustEventualism: nawww
TrustEventualism: really?
TrustEventualism: :-[
Prinny Ninja: yus :9
TrustEventualism: thank you
TrustEventualism: i would've said hot for you too, but didn't want to sound like i was coming on too strong
Prinny Ninja: no, that's okay
Prinny Ninja: i get it a lot
Prinny Ninja: can we get started? :o
Prinny Ninja: not to soound rude, but...
TrustEventualism: please
TrustEventualism: i'm sorry i took so long
TrustEventualism: ok, do you like roles, or just being ourselves?
Prinny Ninja: howabout roles?
TrustEventualism: ok, you pick the roles
TrustEventualism: and i'll start it
Prinny Ninja: can i be a french maid and you the employer?
TrustEventualism: at like a hotel?
Prinny Ninja: no, like in a biiiig mansion
TrustEventualism: i'm more than fine with that
TrustEventualism: i wish i could see a pic of your body, though
TrustEventualism: so i'd have a visual of how sexy you'd be in the maid outfit
Prinny Ninja: unfortunately i don't have one, and my webcam's behaving rather awkwardly right now :-/
Prinny Ninja: otherwise i'd be more than happy to oblige
TrustEventualism: i would for you as well
TrustEventualism: ok, let's get started, eh?
Prinny Ninja: sounds good to me
TrustEventualism: i'm in my room, lying on my bed, and i call for you, my voice echoes throughout the mansion, and i hear your footsteps on the way to my room through the halls
Prinny Ninja: i enter the room cautiously, afraid that i may have pulled the last straw to get fired
TrustEventualism: what's your name?
Prinny Ninja: collette
Prinny Ninja: what's yours?
TrustEventualism: Nick
TrustEventualism: is your real name collette or is that your role?
Prinny Ninja: role, of course ;o
TrustEventualism: what's your real name?
Prinny Ninja: emily
Prinny Ninja: is yours nick?
TrustEventualism: yeah
TrustEventualism: emily is a really pretty name
TrustEventualism: and you're a really pretty girl
TrustEventualism: so i wonder, was your name emily because you're pretty, or did you make emily a pretty name by being pretty?
Prinny Ninja: oh, uh... thank you
Prinny Ninja: did you want to talk to me about something...?
TrustEventualism: yes
TrustEventualism: you know that on this shift, you're the only maid in my mansion
Prinny Ninja: yes, sir.
TrustEventualism: so that means you have a lot of work to do
TrustEventualism: and i noticed you aren't always accomplishing the tasks assigned to you
Prinny Ninja: i try my hardest, but
Prinny Ninja: things just seem to get out of hand
TrustEventualism: but nothing
TrustEventualism: i don't know if i can keep you around much longer, but i'll certainly think about it
Prinny Ninja: is there was any way to assure you of my usefulness, i'd be more than willing to show you
TrustEventualism: go pick up that pillow on the floor for me
Prinny Ninja: i go to pick up, the pillow and forget that i'm wearing a very short skirt as i do so
Prinny Ninja: i bring the pillow back to you, with a questioning look on my face
TrustEventualism: i pull the blanket up to my stomach on the bed
TrustEventualism: get that other pillow
TrustEventualism: (you there>)
Prinny Ninja: i fetch the pillow again, once again not recaling the skirt i have one
TrustEventualism: thank you
TrustEventualism: yes, i think i will keep you around a little longer, don't you have some dirty dishes to attend to
TrustEventualism: ?
TrustEventualism: i'll be down a little while later to get a drink
Prinny Ninja: right away, sir!
Prinny Ninja: i go off to do the dishes, just now realizing that the skirt i'm wearing is miniscule in length, and also noting that the brassiere i have on is rather...revealing
TrustEventualism: you start doing the dishes and i wlak up behind you, you feel something hard pressing into your thigh as i'm pretty close behind you
TrustEventualism: how goes the progress?
Prinny Ninja: uhhh..., it goes well, i guess
Prinny Ninja: those plates need to dry, though
TrustEventualism: there isn't anything else you need to clean?
TrustEventualism: i reach around you for a clean glass, with one hand on your waist and the other sliding up your side and the forward to the glass
Prinny Ninja: i guess i could clean the... table.. or sosmething
TrustEventualism: i move forward a little so you feel more of my cock press into you
TrustEventualism: please clean the table
TrustEventualism: i whisper into your ear
Prinny Ninja: i pull out my massive cock and twist you around, thrusting it as hard as possible into your rectum
Prinny Ninja: ik begin to grout out your anus forcefully
Prinny Ninja: you squeal in pain and agony as i crush your ass in
Prinny Ninja: you bleed all over your pants as i fuck you halfway to death
Prinny Ninja: i pull out my feather duster and cram it into your eye socket while i fuck you retarded
Prinny Ninja: i begin to hide my sausage into your cavernous anal zone like i'm hiding a terorrist
TrustEventualism: what?
Prinny Ninja: i rip my pole from your ass and begin to show you how fist can be a verb
TrustEventualism: like from the bloodhound gang song?
Prinny Ninja: i cram my fist into your loosened pulp of a sphincter
Prinny Ninja: i pull out an apple skin, i thought i really hurt you for a second
Prinny Ninja: i take out my pocket knife and begin to whittle out your kidneys as i sodomize you as hard as humanly possible
TrustEventualism: why are you doing this?
Prinny Ninja: because you're MY bitch, you sick fucker!
Prinny Ninja: cyber THIS!
TrustEventualism: well
Prinny Ninja: i begin to grout out your urethra with a rusty meathook
TrustEventualism: thank you
Prinny Ninja: i widen the hole to over an inch as you squeal in agony
Prinny Ninja: you could give birth with this pee hole now
Prinny Ninja: i take a swizzle stick stick and shove it up your nose
TrustEventualism: ok, look
Prinny Ninja: i begin to jam my rotary tool into your rotten pulp of an anus
TrustEventualism: why are you doing this to me?
Prinny Ninja: because i'm fucking you!
Prinny Ninja: your asshole is as good as dead to me now, so i begin to start thrusting into your ear hole
Prinny Ninja: i can feel your brain as i crush your insides into a nasty pulp
Prinny Ninja: oh no, i think i'm going to cum!
TrustEventualism:is this funny to you?
Prinny Ninja: i begin to jizz all over your face
Prinny Ninja: up your nose, in your eyes, everywhere
Prinny Ninja: this is hot!
Prinny Ninja: why aren't tyou typing??
Prinny Ninja: are you there??!?!
Prinny Ninja: fuck em back!
TrustEventualism: yes
Prinny Ninja: i begin to carve out your lungs like a cannibal at a hospital
Prinny Ninja: it's like a buffet
Prinny Ninja: you begin to bleed all over me, and it turns me on
Prinny Ninja: i start to pee on your face
Prinny Ninja: i shoot it into your mouth like it's a target at the amusement park
TrustEventualism: you can stop now
TrustEventualism: i feel like shit
Prinny Ninja: I'M NOT DONE FUCKING YOU
TrustEventualism: ok
Prinny Ninja: TOO FUCKING BAD
Prinny Ninja: FUCK YOU
TrustEventualism: you've already ruined my day
Prinny Ninja: I BEGIN TO POKE YOU IN THE SPINE WITH MY MASSIVE COCK
Prinny Ninja: I START TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NUTS AS I FUCK YOUR SPINE
Prinny Ninja: PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
Prinny Ninja: i DDT YOU INTO THE TABLE NEAREST ME
Prinny Ninja: GOD THIS IS SO HOT
Prinny Ninja: I RIP ONE
Prinny Ninja: WHOOPS
Prinny Ninja: I ELBOW DROP YOU IN THE GUT AND PEE ALL OVER YOUR LIFELESS, UGLY CORPSE
Prinny Ninja: GOD, YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT
Prinny Ninja: PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE
Prinny Ninja: OMFG IM GONNA CUM AGAIN
Prinny Ninja: I COAT YOUR FACE WITH SPERM LIKE I'M BATTERING A CAKE
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