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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 05:33 PM        My pants are haunted
By the ghost of a cell phone. I feel it vibrating in my pocket sometimes. EVEN WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY PHONE.

It's creepy.
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 06:52 PM       
or your dick might have gained autonomy
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 07:34 PM       
That's not your pants, that's the tumor in your leg
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 07:53 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 09:22 PM       
Maybe your dick is possessed. Probably you should call a Priest.
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 09:34 PM       
Your pants caught vibrate from your phone.
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 09:37 PM       
Nobody calls him because he has a dictaphone and that's nasty and leads to cheese buildup.
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 11:53 PM       
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 01:05 AM       
This is why Cell phones are eBil! PURE FUKIN EBIL! THEY HAUNT U FOR ALL ETERNITY! LOL BARF SMILEY!
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 01:11 AM       
you are tedius.
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Old Aug 4th, 2004, 01:16 AM       
That was my penis. I'm very sorry.
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Old Aug 4th, 2004, 01:44 AM       
sam, my side does that when i don't have my cell with me, sometimes. it's not just you
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Old Aug 4th, 2004, 07:38 PM       
DIRKSEN OMG
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 12:35 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 11:16 PM       
I'm sure there are exorcists out there who specialize in clothing articles for you.
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
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A vibrating dick isn't really a bad thing...
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 11:32 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
This is bullshit.
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Old Aug 6th, 2004, 04:01 PM       
Witty bullshit.
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Old Aug 6th, 2004, 05:47 PM       
I had some pants once. Then they were stolen by a tribe of nomad squirrels who were bend on world domination. I was only lucky that I escaped with my life. These squirrels were crazy! There was one squirrel, his name was Randal, who whould jump in the air and make this buzzing sound as pounced upon me. Then there was Betty, she was the looker of the group. She had eight of the most beautiful nipples I have EVER seen. She was in love with Randal, so with one swing of a branch I took Betty's head off. The other squirrles took off, but not Randal. He was happy that Betty was dead and he gave me some pills of some sort. He also told me him name was not really Randal and that he was a human reborn as lord of the nomadic squirrels. He had overdosed on pills while online one day, and then WHAM... he was a squirrel. I took the pills and started to walk down the street with Randal. Suddenly his fellow squrrels surrounded me and demanded my pants. I refused and they were upon me. One grabed my pocket knife, while the others took my pants. The squirrel with the knife told me to leave of he'd "cut me". So, I left. To this day I wish I had two pairs of pants.
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Old Aug 6th, 2004, 05:54 PM       
There will be an "accident" in the ocean when we get to kingstown.
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Old Aug 6th, 2004, 05:57 PM       
Shut up, you died in the car crash. Dead robot's can't talk.
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Old Aug 6th, 2004, 05:59 PM       
You have AIDS
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Old Aug 6th, 2004, 06:00 PM       
You have no batteries. Which is like robot AIDS.
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Old Aug 6th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
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