Hey guys I think we should have a debate

[Johnny Horton]

Quick someone pick a topic and let's argue about it.

[Protoclown]

TOPIC : FUCK YOU

[whoreable]

FUCK YOU
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SUPER SILVER SURFER VAPORIZER

[ItalianStereotype]

POINT CONCEDED, DISCUSSION CLOSED.

[Johnny Horton]

You're all worthless. Get out of my thread.

[Johnny Horton]

Okay guys, let's do a "Coke Versus Pepsi" debate Choose what team you're on and post a 100 word synopsis of your position.

[Anonymous]

DEBATE SUBJECT: Should the feds have been called in?

Des Moines, Iowa-AP -- Who took the peanut butter sandwich?

It may be too sticky a case for police in Des Moines, Iowa. So they've turned it over to the federal Transportation Security Administration.

Christine Woods says her sandwich was taken from a break room at the Des Moines airport.

The only ones who have access to the room are 16 federal security workers. They have to punch a code into a keypad to get in.

Police Lieutenant David Huberty says the theft of a sandwich is still a theft. But he says if he were to send a detective to interview 16 people about it -- it would be an "inappropriate use of resources."

The woman whose sandwich is gone says she's afraid a wallet or purse could disappear next time.

[Helm]

Sometimes I wonder, what do the regulars of this forum owe to God, and he punishes us so by sending morons such as you here to torment us with your completely inane gibberish. One after another, the witless messengers of His Divine Idiocy appear on the forums, squeeze out a turd of a post at whichever subforum they consider ripe to be blemished thus, and then (hopefully) dissapear forever.

This is the only minute positive aspect of your presence here: It usually does not last long. And as taxing as your impression here might be, usually it does not last long, and we've grown numb to your constant smearing of the forums. To this I pray every time I begrudingly click on yet another suspiciously retarded thread name by yet another positively likewise retarded newbie. I pray that you will delight in the short-lived agitation that you produced in us once, and then leave forever, confident that your life's mission, as appointed by Him, is complete.

Fuck you God. Fuck you, Destiny. And lastly, fuck you, Johnny Horton.

[Anonymous]

hey??? whos a newbie?

[Helm]

I wasn't adressing you, moron.

[Anonymous]

The proper spelling is addressing.

[Johnny Horton]

I'm hardly concerned with what some irrelevant person on some irrelevant forum thinks of me. Get back to serving out large portions of fries, or whatever it is you do well, washout

[mburbank]

RESOLVED: Johnny Horton is a lousy Character.

I'll take Con: Uhmmmm.... I'm sorry, he's just badly written. What can I say? I mean, you can only ask the Con position to look so stupid, you know? He just... well, he's just not a very funny chracter. I'm sorry. I'd like to have made a better argument, but look what I have to work with.

Ok, Johnny, you're Pro:


and..... GO!