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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 06:26 PM        THE OFFICIAL "DISTORT YOUR FACE!" THREAD
That's right, you heard me. Based on funny pics I've seen in the past in the "Post Your Picture Here" thread, I figured this would be an amusing little time killer. Post pictures of yourself with the most disturbing, hideous, mashed, etc etc facial contortions you can muster. No Photoshopping images of yourself.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
What a great idea for a thread. Allow me:


PUPPYDOG & DENTAL TERROR

CLOWN SEX & MANGOFACE (aka Gilbert Gottfried, thanks Chris)

PIRATE FACE & B.F.F.

TORN APART BY THE CHRONAL SLIPSTREAM & FLY ON MY NOSE

Thank you, thank you. And, am I being a whore, or does that last one make me look like the missing link between Willie and Jixby?
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 07:22 PM       


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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 05:12 AM       
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GOTTA A PIZZA STICK
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 05:33 AM       
darn, this thread is a good idea. I've got some pretty old ones (keep track by length of hair)



That was when I first came to the boards. How many years ago? Anyhow, baywatch was a big part of my life then.



This is my favourite distorted face. So desperate.



Kinda hard to do. My webcam used to be very good back then.



Hunting in the Norwegian woods along with pjalne. Hah, hardly and facial hair then.



Really really really hard to do and it hurts but what the fuck, isn't it horrible? Why isn't my hair split in properly?
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 08:25 AM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 08:28 AM       


me too.
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 09:11 PM       
he look like the fat guy who sings at the airport in those commercials.

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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 09:41 PM        Re: THE OFFICIAL "DISTORT YOUR FACE!" THREAD
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That's right, you heard me. Based on funny pics I've seen in the past in the "Post Your Picture Here" thread, I figured this would be an amusing little time killer. Post pictures of yourself with the most disturbing, hideous, mashed, etc etc facial contortions you can muster. No Photoshopping images of yourself.
Where are yours? Without the goggles and hat!
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 08:03 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 09:05 PM       
be glad i resized it first the originals even scarier
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 09:22 PM       
Holy Shit, Willie!!!!!
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 06:22 AM       
Anyone who wants to upstage Willie had best use hooks that go through their cheeks and knitting needles in their eyeballs.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 07:32 AM       
Fuck that, man. Willie wins and this thread is over.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 03:49 AM       
i did a new scare but its even scarier so i'm not going to just put it up, you can click to see the scare

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare.htm

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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 03:53 AM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 03:57 AM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 06:33 AM       
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