Bill O'Reilly gets sued for sexual harassment

[Miss Modular]

This is soooooo reeks of J. Edgar Hoover and Roy Cohn:

During the course of his monologue, defendant O’REILLY further stated:

“Well if I took you down there then I’d want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first think [sic] I’d do… yeah, we’d check into the room and we would order up some room service and uh and you’d definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I’d get ’em into you… maybe intraveneously, get those glasses of wine into you …

“You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I’d join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back… rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water… and, um… you know, you’d feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm—it’s one of those mitts, those loofa mits, you know, so I got my hand in it… and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard… ’cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs.

“So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind… and then I would take the other hand with the falafel [sic] thing and I’d put it on your pussy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business ...”

The rest of it available at The Smoking Gun