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glowbelly · #1

i sometimes wonder just how many people actually believe shit like this:

"WARNING: The views represented in Confession Booth do not necessarily reflect the views of anybody but God.
The Almighty hereby takes all responsibility if your feelings are hurt and your self-esteem demolished."

http://www.wherethetruthhurts.org/confession.htm

Zhukov · #2

Kinda reminds me of a camp my mother wanted me to go to for being a godless communist. It was full of homos.

they calimed that they could cure anything.

glowbelly · #3

Rebuttal: “But don’t some animals engage in homosexual activity? Doesn’t this prove it is natural?”

Answer: Some animals like sheep do engage in homosexual behavior. However, this would only suggest that homosexuals have the IQ of sheep.

PERFECT LOGIC!!

mburbank · #4

Some animals like humans do engage in homosexual behavior. However, this would only suggest that sheep have the IQ of humans.

Preechr · #5

Yes, because we all know that intelligence makes one more likely to breed correctly.

I wish smart and successful people wouldn't feel so obligated to muddy up the world gene pool by spawning like hyper-brainy rabbits. It's getting almost impossible to find even a newborn that will fall for my "detachable" thumb trick or to pull my finger... It's no wonder all our menial jobs are getting outsourced to foreign lands full of people so dumb they are chock full of homos to the point of facing extinction.

That made me dizzy. Dizzy's nice

Immortal Goat · #6

They have a contact address. Spam the fuck out of that site. Intolerant bigoted self righteous mother-fuckers.

Anonymous · #7

kahljorn · #8

meh, just let them say what they wanna say. The thing that cracks me up is every argument against gays is against males. LESBIANS MUST NOT EXIST.

"Kinda reminds me of a camp my mother wanted me to go to for being a godless communist. It was full of homos.

they calimed that they could cure anything."

Oh shit, I got sent to a place exactly like that called, "U-turn for christ" . That place was a bitch. Fucking communists. http://www.uturn4christ.com/mexico.html

That's actually where i went, in MEXICO.

That place sucked, except for the datura on the hill which i took, and escaping was fun. Adrenaline rush for like five days after.

FS · #9

The Pride page is a lovely ironic joke.

Stabby · #10

Quote:

If there ever was a candidate who emphasized ideals that were totally contrary to the essential principles of biblical Christianity, it was Bill Clinton! If you voted for Bill Clinton in 1992 or 1996, you owe this nation (and God) an apology.

-From the "democrats" page

I think the willful blindness of religous types is wonderful -- how war is a Christian value. Wasn't Jesus a pacifict? I'm not Christian but that's one thing I clearly remember learning about the guy. But I guess stem cells are far far worse than war. I can see the logic in that.

And if churches or religous institutions are going to preach politics, why the fuck are they still granted tax-free status?

Zhukov · #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn

Oh shit, I got sent to a place exactly like that called, "U-turn for christ" . That place was a bitch. Fucking communists. http://www.uturn4christ.com/mexico.html

That's actually where i went, in MEXICO.

That place sucked, except for the datura on the hill which i took, and escaping was fun. Adrenaline rush for like five days after.

I never ended up going, but I wish I had now. It woulda been alot of fun. I probably would have smoked behind the back shed or something, giving out socialist pamphlets all the while.

ziggytrix · #12

If a terrorist knocks down your tower, turn the other tower?

ItalianStereotype · #13

that's a Baptist site, they're all over the place down here.

sadie · #14

and they look so nice.

Bass · #15

Oh man, I feel sorry for the kids in that picture. They have vewry little hope for a happy future.

Ant10708 · #16

You don't think going to church 7 days a week is a good future?

Bass · #17

Wow, I can't even imagine going to church that much. I haven't been to one in years, which is quite a feat considering I live in part of the bible belt.

kahljorn · #18

If it was anything like the one i went to, they took all your stuff, including your medicine, and said all you need is God. Plus you only ate out of one bowl, drank out of one cup, and anytime you pissed someone off they made you dig a 5 x5 x 5 hole in good old mexican soil.

Bass · #19

No, the last one I went to, people kept touching me, saying it was the "laying of hands" or something weird like that, and praying while their hands were smothering my head. And these people weren't even catholic priests, so there was no excuse for having their hands anywhere near me.

(probably would have stayed if there were hot chicks doing the "hands" thing)

kahljorn · #20

That's the only reason i went! That and the escorting cop, but i coulda escaped earlier. But they're all, "You're going to mexico!" and at their base in perris near here there's men AND women, so i was like... In mexico? With a bunch of beautiful ladies? My my! Who could honestly refuse Mexico+beautiful women? They TRICK YOU. There was only like two women at the womens camp(was across the highway) and they were some ugly ass mexican girls, like 40 years old... the pastor stayed with the women, what a gentleman.

Bass · #21

Yeah, they always try and trick you with the idea that women will be there, and then they expect you to stay anyways. Meh.. I just won't go...

Oh, and did that site just say that because I'm pro-choice, I'm also pro-rape?

(also shocked that "abortafetus.com" isn't already taken by somebody.... there are just so many possibilities)