Bunnies are not even good enough to call themselves mammals

[THE PPPOOOPPPEEE]

Man, has anyone else noticed that bunnies are so GOD DAMN annoying and ugly? Hoppity hippity hop! Then they go and eat all of you damn veggies. I like my veggies. Especially veggies which are good. Asparugus is not good, in fact it tastes like piss. Therefore, we should feed all the asparagus to bunnies because bunnies and piss just seem to go together. I onced pissed on a bunny, in fact. So, to wrap it all up.....

BUNNIES=PISS