I'm hitting the road tonight, leaving one really ass-backward midwestern town for a larger, vaguely more cosmopolitan ass-backward midwestern town. But at least it's home.
Meet me in St. Louie, yo. See all y'all in a few days.
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"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad."
-George Carlin