jixby phillips

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i'm making this thread as a cry for your attention and also as a weak attempt to somehow kindle some sort of internet friendship with you as i(just like every other poster here with aspirations for message board popularity!) worship you as some sort of comedic demigod and in addition to this i'll strive to respond to anything you say in hopes of you taking a liking to me and my obvious interest in everything you like!

and also i'm telling you my motives!

how ironic