WIRELESS DESKTOP ISSUEZ

[Anonymous]

Okay so i have this WIRELESS DESKTOP setup which consists of a MICROSOFT WIRELESS DESKTOP ELITE KEYBOARD and a MICROSOFT WIRELESS INTELLIMOUSE EXPLORER 2.0. The click-in middle button on the mouse doesn't work like it should (on other mice it makes that circle show up on webpages so you can mouse up and down to move really fast) and it doesn't work at all in games. The keyboard's function keys are all fucked up; F10 works like F6, F2 doesn't do anything but beep, etc.

All of this makes it really irritating to play online games, and the whole F2 thing not working is staggeringly gay when you want to rename files. I've tried uninstalling the software, uninstalling the drivers for the devices, and setting the devices to other UNRECOMMENDED drivers which made me go on a 30 minute adventure while drunk trying to figure out how to get them working again so i could use my computer to fix it ;<

Help prz, or at least find me a program that lets me 'set' keys or mouse buttons to other keys or mouse buttons ;<

Also it'd be really hot if this magic program could make all the extra buttons on the keyboard do something useful, right now i can just make them run specific programs or do their default functions; Having something like making them do unicode characters like the heart or music note would be jawsome yes (plus in coh if you do that it puts it on a new line so preferably the whole command would be space, heart, back, delete, forward) ramble ramble