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BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
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Old Mar 9th, 2005, 05:28 PM        Someone look for my Boo Berry virginity :o
I finally found a box of Boo Berry for the first time ever over the weekend and because I've heard good things from this site and I've heard good things from Rog when I saw him on TV :o I was all excited to take it home and try it out.

I expected Boo Berry to be a light blue color. When I opened the box I saw a darkish purple, so I was mildly disappointed right away by the lack of a hue of blue that could easily glow in the dark or emit brain damaging radiation.

I took the dry taste test and deja vu hit me. The taste was familiar, but I hadn't had the opportunity to try Boo Berry before in my life. I then poured delicious WHOLE milk (since anything that isn't whole milk isn't really milk ) all over the ghost-shaped cereal and bat-shaped marshmallows and dug in.

I realized that Boo Berry tastes exactly like Berry Berry Kix to me, which was like my all time favorite cereal and I can't find it anywhere anymore. Boo Berry gets an A+ and extra credit for replacing my long lost favorite cereal. Also the cereal turns the milk blue, and it's the same blue I thought the cereal would be. I no longer felt cheated.

So I was raped of my Boo Berry virginity, but it was a good rape that ended in happiness for everyone involved. I just hope I can find this shit again because it's delicious.
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