There's a hole in my ASS

[hawaiian mage]

I decided to go on a hike down to the beach just about an hour ago, needed to kill some time (still do, obviously) and I got down there and realized it wasn't the kind of beach to be wearing sandals in, it was gooey algy covered muck stuff. I walk onward to take a different trail out and I have to get over these big logs, and I get over the first two fine but the third one is too tall to walk over and I step up one leg at a time then the sandals give up on algea covered logs and I slip right onto a knoll (is that the term? it used to be a branch but now it was just a short spike thing.) Ow, shit, I say, hearing the ripping noises. It hurts to bad to think about it for a moment, and then I start checking damages methodically. Pants, hole in the pants, underpants, hole in the underpants, ass, ass seems fine! Woohoo! A little swollen, maye. But I just got back home and checked in the mirror and it turns out there's a huge bleeding gash, 4 or 5 inches long, carved into it. It's really gnarly, I havn't bled this much in a while.

So what do you guys think I should do? Think this warrants any kind of medical attention or should I tough it out? Which method do you think will cause the least amount of horrendous scaring?