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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 01:02 PM        hey everybody
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just got my phone line repaired (the crazy redneck farm manager had cut the line coming up to my house).

i am getting a job operating a BULLDOZER, it only pays OK but has good benefits and is ten minutes from my house. plus my competition will be guys on work release, so i may be able to really go places with this job

i am also starting my own business. GEORGE'S HAPPY DAY. we will do anything. the idea for this business is that people are always asking me to help them do all sorts of little jobs for free, so i figured there might be people out there (namely old ones with money) that could put me to good use lifting stuff, moving stuff, putting shit together, pulling shit down. pretty much any job you would normally trust to a mexican, or especially capable retard.

we shall see how that goes. but i will get to drive a fucking BULLDOZER!!!!!!

anyhow, did carni say anything about his visit?

WTF is going on guys ???
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
Dude! I was thinking about calling you, but I see it's a good thing I didn't try. 'Cause, you know, the phone line thing.

Glad to hear about the job, dude! Hey, listen: Not having to deal with the pain-in-the-ass (and no doubt EXPENSIVE) commute to DC will probably offset the pay cut. Plus you get to drive a BULLDOZER!
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 01:17 PM       
I was starting to wonder where you'd gone off to!

And just think of how much easier a rabid killing spree will be when you have a BULLDOZER.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 01:19 PM       
man, i was thinking of joining the air national gaurd so that i could get a position with a fighter squadron working on f-16's.

i was supposed to go sign up monday, but i got too fucked up sunday and overslept and rescheduled for today, i called him this morning and said "dude, uh, i dont fucking know what i was thinking but i have kids that i love and i do not need 25 and hour that fucking bad."

he appreciated my point (he is a pretty nice guy) what with us killing iraqis all noght last night.

what a day.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 01:51 PM       
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!!

i was JUST thinking about you today and realized that i didn't have your phone number or your email address and i was about to get sad, until our lovely clown provided me with your digits. i will be calling you soon.

hooray for BULLDOZERS. who knows what can come out of this!?!! maybe you'll get to be the next JOE MILLIONAIRRE with a special twist: YOU'RE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 CHILDREN AND THE GIRL YOU PICK IS REALLY JUST GOING TO BE YOUR MAID.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
Carni took a bunch o' pictures, but I'm guessing that he's busy killing, er, saving a few victims at the moment. Hopefully he'll post them all within the next day or so.

And all I can say is...

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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
i really just want the benefits, the company i am starting will become a general contracting company once i can get my lisence. all my rednick buddies are going to help me learn how to fix, pain, or move most everything in a house, and then i will be my own boss.

i will never be beholden to an employer ever again.

and then i can really get to smonking the crack full time
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 03:17 PM       
Hey George! I'll be calling you soon as well! But I'm sick now so I would sound like a muppet or something if I called you right now.

Glad to hear you've got a job, and operating a bulldozer sounds pretty fucking cool!
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 03:51 PM       
just driving those little bobcat things around was pretty fun, a bulldozer must be a blast good luck
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