Citizen Chris Trew

[Studio8]

I needed to wash clothes today and I needed quarters to do that. I went looking for quarters and I saw some people selling ice cream and snowball type things at a little league baseball game. I watched the little league baseball game for a little while, bought a snowball, and then this is what I saw:

Ext. Baseball Field.
An 11 year old boy, HANK, and a 13 year old girl, LAURA, arrive on bikes. Normal kids dressed in normal attire. MORT, a 12 year old boy walks up to them. He's wearing a backwards hat and his boxers are sticking out the top of his orange shorts.

MORT: What's up bitches?

Hank looks uncomfortably and makes sharp eye contact with Laura. Laura is twice as uncomfortable. Mort lightly shoves Laura.

LAURA: Hey.

Laura playfully shoves back.

MORT: Bitch slapped by a bitch, you slut.

MORT'S MOM(Off Camera): Mort, come here!

Mort leaves and Laura and Hank look at each other in disbelief.

The End.

SO- I don't know why, but this scene bothered me. This little dickhead kid was being really mean. I know it was none of my business so I would never bother being all like, "Hey, you. You-shouldn't-do-that-because-that's-mean."

I thought it would be funnier if I scared him or something. So I walked by the group and really loudly into my cell phone said, "HE'S WEARING ORANGE SHORTS AND FILA SHOES. HEADING WEST ON SUNNYSIDE." Then I hung up and rounded the corner and waited. I could hear him whispering and when I turned around he was running like crazy in the opposite direction.
I went up to the other kids and told them I was just kidding with him but to please carry on the joke. They laughed, told me how scared he was, and told me thank you because he's a jerk. I smiled.

On my walk back my snowball fell out of it's home, the tiny paper cup. I totally didn't give a fuck about it, either.