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[Jonathan Clement]

Gawd, I HATE that show.

The whole damned thing is staged. Parenting is NOT that hard. I gaurantee you that it's an attempt by fanatic homosexuals to discourage people from having kids so they don't have any obstacle to having their damned same sex marriage.

What kind of person with any brains in their head scheduels every important thing to go on all at the same time? Let me get this striaght: Parenting is having sleep-overs with 10 kids plus your own kids, home renovations, sports, all in the same DAY? And houshold that runs like that is a result of sloppy schedueling.

And since when do you play parenting games? There's no such thing as "Cuss ball", in which every time you swear, that's a "base" you run to, and then, when you get to "home", you get a "strike". 3 strikes, and you don't get some get away. No. Parenting doesn't have games like that. And since when do you have a relay races with tea? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RUNNING TO A STUPID PLANT WITH THE TEA AND BACK FOR?! In less than a minute! Why don't you just GIVE THE KIDS THE DAMNED TEA?! Why do you collect the food that spills off the kids plate and if it's below a certain point, you get a getaway?

I also know this show is staged. And why are you trying to parent all by yourself? Arn't you gonna have a SPOUSE to help? Why, yes you are. You're going to have a spouse who's the same gender as you. Yes, one episode, there was a lesbian couple on there... One time, but it still pisses me off. (I don't want to get in any debates here. I am just stating my opinions here.)

And kids arn't THAT whiny. Of COURSE they're gonna be hard to take care of because THEY'RE NOT YOUR OWN! You're NOT USED TO THEM! You DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR ROUTINE IS!

And one last point of note, they have the SAME DAMNED TUNE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! I swear to god, if I hear that melody one more time, I'm gonna go NUTS!

But it's reality TV, so what would you expect?