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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Oregon Dunes.
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Oct 17th, 2005, 03:51 AM
The Jack Thompson Support thread.
Jack Thompson is an American hero!
His tireless work has helped many many Americans learn about the Godless work of the video game companies.
Why, just the other day, I was playing Grand Theft Auto. I said to myself "Why, this carjacking and killing people looks so easy! I should try it!" So I went online to find more infomation. After wading through the sites of porn, I stumbled upon a site by Mr. Thompson. He told me the dangers of the Video Games, and how the internet is a smut filled house of horror. I was shocked at how video games could train me to kill those innocent people!
I cried when I realized that I almost did exactly what the game was brainwashing me to do. I ran over to my X-Box, and kicked it to pieces. My mind is no longer a slave to anyone's video horrors, and it's all thanks to Jack Thompson!
I also think your video game would rock! The one where I get to kill people at Gamewerks for being evil sons of bitches that are selling us the fucking shit evil games. It funny, cause I use to work at Gamestop, which is a company attached to Gameworks, which sounds like Gamewerks! It kinda scary though, that you want to train people to kill those people that I worked with. It's also sad that my former manager will have to die and his 5 year old Daughter must be put out on the street to whore for her living, cause her mommy ran off. But it ok! You and your goals are saving the U.S.A! We should also try to go after the Grim Fairy tales, the original ones, because those trained people to push old ladies who gives kids candy into the fire.
GOD BLESS JACK THOMPSON!
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