An open letter to Sethomas.

[The One and Only...]

Today I competed in epee.

I beat a certain fencer 5-3 in my pools.

That certain fencer is an A rated epeeist.

That certain fencer has been fencing for somewhere around 15-20 years.

That certain fencer was the Virginia Division Epee champion in '05 and '01, and came in second place in '98, '94, and '93.

I have only fenced epee twice in the past two months prior to today, and only around three times in the past three to four months prior.

I am an unranked fencer.

In short, go fuck yourself you fat, arrogant, elitist, pipe-smoking faggot, and stick your epee up your ass. Maybe I'll see you on the strip - there's a strong likelihood I'll be switching to epee as my primary weapon anyway, it's not as boring as I remembered it.

And if you queers who read this can't tell why I didn't list his name, it's because I don't want this showing up on google if someone searches it. Dumbasses.