Fucking bizarre coincidences?

[Marc Summers]

I went to the mall today to get some holiday shopping done. As soon as I get out of the car, I find this old guy in a tux who cannot be taller than 4'8" waiting for me. "Can you show me where the elevators are, young man?" he asks in a raspy voice that could only be obtained through decades of drinking vodka. I pointed him in the right direction. "Oh, why thank you! I hope something good happens to you today." OK, a little creepy coming from a half-man, half-leprechaun, but whatever. Jesus, he was like that old guy you might see in some crappy fantasy movie who somehow knows everything that goes on.

Later on I see him right behind me as I walk into Borders. "Oh, it's you again! How lucky! Have a good day!" At least he's friendly. I see him twice more in two different stores, and I'm starting to think that it's no longer a coincidence, so I go home. It's dark out, so I start turning on some lights.

With every single light I turn on, the bulb burns out. This happened on the first five lights I try to turn on, but after that, the lights turned on fine.

Just...what the fuck...