FatAss Food Secrets

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Take junk food to the next level! Fat people taught me these, and no one knows more about junk food than fat people

1. Salsa Sour Cream Dip - Mix any old salsa with sour cream (more salsa then sour cream) until it becomes a dark pink abortion color. Tastes MUEA BUENO and you can dip ANYTHING into it. Try adding bacon bits for texture

2. Pizza, Dipped in Ranch. - Works best with Pizza made with multiple cheeses. Make sure to use full on ranch and not the sissy light kind.

3. Doritos and Cheeze Fondue - Oddly enough, dill pickle doritos is the way to go here.

4. Jack Daniel's makes BBQ sauce. Wich makes a great dip to go with...microwave bacon!


Choke it back, you fat pigs! If all else fails, spray aerosol cheeze directly into your mouth!