So far I have had to take care of:
Two drinking incidences and they pretty much sucked because the guys were just all scared and like "oh shit im in trouble
A bunch of blood in a bathroom stall from what mustve been an aneurism, a nose bleed, or a girl who decided to go on a berserk naked rampage in just one stall while on her period.
A guy peeing in a trash can.
A guy punching a hole in a window.
Some of the others RAs are really mean and just go to people's rooms that they hate and insist on coming in on fluffed up charges of noise violation so that they can find the inevitable beer or two.
Last night one of them did this on my hall and she wouldn't speak to me when I repeatedly asked her why she was in my hall and why she was asking to come into his room. I followed her to her room afterwards and she said "no, just shut up, I hate that kid and he gahh I just fucking hate that kid".
Why can't everyone be as awesome as I am?