Chuck Noris

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Chuck Noris.He is god.

random facts:
Chuck Noris single habdidly won the Vietnam War

Juda did not hang himself . Chuck Noris found out that he had betrayed his pal Jesus and ripped his spine out of his ass.

CHuck Noris always wins at Connect Four. In three moves.

Four things are eternal: God, Jesus, Satan, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris saved a group of cambodian orphans from a giant turtle dragon by shoooting it with his eye lasers.

Chuck Norris destroyed the Roman EMpire. by hand.

Chuck Norris once ran around the world twenty times in one day, and still had enough time left that day to solve riddle of the sphinx.

Chuck Norris doesnt care if i speel his name right or wrong and if you comllain, he'll eat you.

CHuck Norris once beat up a gang of ninjas useing only his wits, his strength, and a misget as a club.